DUI= Hilarious!

This is what can happen if you drink and drive!

June 10, 2008...as we remember, it was on this day that "the accident" took place. Since then many things have come into the light, but none come even close to the hilariousness of this next story.

Once upon a time in a house not too far away from a certain author of this blog's house there lived an alcoholic. On June 10, 2008 this certain alcoholic, we'll name him LeRoy, was up at 3:30 AM mowing his lawn, because let's face it, that's what alcoholics do at 3:30 AM on June 10ths.

Now LeRoy despite being incredible inebriated was very observant. So, when a certain chase went down leading to the carnival of commotion mentioned in this author's June 10th blog, LeRoy noticed! This was a huge improvement for LeRoy as before this day LeRoy had noticed many flies and things in his grass, as concluded from passer-byers who noticed him drinking a beer and swinging at flies or staring at things in his lawn, but never took too much notice to big things (this cannot be proven).

Following the commotion, and a vast array of wonder from LeRoy, LeRoy decided he wanted to descend from his high hill to go and see what all the excitement was about. Now, not being too fond of walking considerable drunken distances LeRoy decided that he was just going to go ahead and hop on the road with his good ol' John Deer (i.e. the mower he had been mowing his grass with)!

When he reached the police barricade located one block before the accident LeRoy was greeted with a surprise, considerable attention from the police men enforcing the road block. It didn't take much time until LeRoy was given a three letter gift, DUI, and had had his good ol' trusty lawn mower impounded by the nice police men. Ouch!

So children the moral of this story is:

Don't drink and drive your lawn mower!

Addictions.